>I guess we've just received the first issue of the
>Left Penis Observer, and none too soon.
>
>Just mind where you put the staples.
Max, I think you're just trying to work through your mourning at not possessing the phallus. Though the staple is curiously brought in here - in its penetrative role? In its suturing role? Do tell, Max, and remember the fundamental rule, censor nothing!
Awaiting the analyst's fee....
Doug