The biggest corporate acquisition of all time ...

[Carl Remick]

Re Charles and Doug:  "[C:] Does this have anything to do with The
Phallus ? [D:]
Actually you have to wonder. I review the largely poor record of mergers
over the last 100 years in Wall Street, but mergers persist
nonetheless."

Yes, but all those prior deals were *before* Viagra.  Analysts seem
confident this combo will come (off) spectacularly.

Carl Remick