GATORS TO FACE SEMINOLES WITH PETERS OUT The Tallahassee Bugle
MESSIAH CLIMAXES IN CHORUS OF HALLELUJAHS The Anchorage Alaska Times
GOVERNOR'S PENIS BUSY [should be "Pen Is"] The New Haven Connecticut Register
THANKS TO PRESIDENT CLINTON, STAFF SGT. FRUER NOW HAS A SON The Arkansas Plainsman
CLINTON PLACES DICKEY IN GORE'S HANDS Bangor Maine News
STARR AGHAST AT FIRST LADY SEX POSITION The Washington Times
CLINTON STIFF ON WITHDRAWAL The Bosnia Bugle
LONG ISLAND STIFFENS FOR LILI'S BLOW Newsday
ORGAN FESTIVAL ENDS IN SMASHING CLIMAX San Antonio Rose
PETROLEUM JELLY KEEPS IDLE TOOLS RUST-FREE Chicago Daily News
TEXTRON INC. MAKES OFFER TO SCREW COMPANY STOCKHOLDERS The Miami Herald
MARRIED PRIESTS IN CATHOLIC CHURCH A LONG TIME COMING The New Haven Connecticut Register
GOVERNOR CHILES OFFERS RARE OPPORTUNITY TO GOOSE HUNTERS The Tallahassee Democrat
WOULD SHE CLIMB TO THE TOP OF MR. EVEREST AGAIN? ABSOLUTELY! The Houston Chronicle
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