Lean, Mean Rocket Man

Les Schaffer godzilla at netmeg.net
Fri Oct 30 08:51:17 PST 1998



>>>>> "K" == K <d-m-c at worldnet.att.net> writes:

K> And Paula, that rocket blasting off into the deep space

K> hole of vast blueness into blackness. It was a huge massive

K> ejaculation.

SnitGrrl:

I want you to know that i have carefuly analyzed the trajectory of this 'shot' and there are some problems with your analogy. rockets propel themselves by shedding mass out the back end at high velocity, whereas sperm is squeezed out through a tube, and once seperation has occurred, loses some velocity as it travels essentially at constant mass, through that Great Space.

on the other hand, a careful analysis of the trajectory of the rocket, primarily from 2-D Fast Fourier Transform analysis of JPEG images of the exhausted products of orgasm, errr, liftoff, reveal one startling feature yet to be explained by a feminist critique of the space program; to wit: it appears from the upward trajectory of the projectile that the 'woman was on top'.

best regards

les 'wErNer vON' schaffer



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