rude jokes heard at lunch

James Devine jdevine at
Wed Sep 9 14:55:16 PDT 1998

1. Whereas Bill and Monica held back before because they didn't consider sex without actual penetration to be "real sex" or adultery, they finally engage in a full-scale sex act. When asked how it was, Monica answers: "Close, but no cigar."

2. Joe discovers that his girlfriend is packing her bags and moving out of his apartment. When he asks why, she says "I can't stand your pedophilia." Says he: "that's a pretty big word for a 10-year old!"

Jim Devine jdevine at &

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