Golf? Tennis?

[James Baird]

>>Hey, I've got a "Real" sport for all you leftists and socialists: 
Footbag.
>. . .
>
>- nobody 'loses' if . . . >
>
>This is what's wrong with the U.S.
>left.  The male interest in sports
>is to grind your opponent into
>exhaustion, to surge through the gates,
>victorious, to achieve hegemony and
>then complete state power, to mold
>the productive forces into a unified,
>humming machine, leading to the ultimate
>bliss of the total realization of human
>potential.
>
>And hopefully all this will last
>longer than five minutes.
>
>MBS
>

Master: "Conan, what is best in life?"

Conan: "To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the 
lamentations of their women."

Grunt.

Jim Baird

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