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<b>Conspiracy Theory: Madeleine Albright is actually Henry Kissinger
in drag.</b>
<p>Your email pal,
<br>Tom L.
<br>Doug Henwood wrote:
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<p>Date: Thu, 17 Dec 1998 17:36:02 +0000
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<br>From: James Heartfield <James@heartfield.demon.co.uk>
<br>Subject: RE: Please don't bomb Iraq
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<p>>From: Carl Remick <cremick@rlmnet.com>
<br>>
<br>>Let's not overlook the role of tousle-haired little Tony Blair,
<br>>scurrying around the U.S. military juggernaut proving what a staunch
<br>>errand boy -- er, ally -- the U.K. is.
<p>A while ago the following Blair-Clinton joke appeared in the British
Press:
<p>On a weekend Third Way seminar, Bill takes Tony out for a walk in the
<br>countryside, and they come across a sheep with its head stuck in a
gate.
<br>'Hey, what luck!, says Bill and takes his pants down to shag the sheep.
<br>Once satisfied he turns to Tony and says, 'go on, it's your turn'.
'No, I
<br>couldn't possibly, Bill' protests Blair. What's the matter, Tony, don't
you
<br>like to fuck?' 'Er, no, Bill it's just that I don't think I could fit
my
<br>head in the gate.'</blockquote>
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