(This is Vonnegut's fictional character Kilgore Trout talking, while in the middle of a made-up interview with Vonnegut) "I once wrote a story entitled "The Dancing Fool." Like so many of my stories, it was about a tragic failure to communicate. Here was the plot:
A flying saucer creature named Zog arrived on Earth to explain how wars could be prevented and how cancer could be cured. He brought the information from Margo, a planet where the natives conversed by means of farts and tap dancing.
Zog landed at night in Connecticut. He had no sooner touched down than he saw a house on fire. He rushed into the house, farting and tap dancing, warning the people about the terrible danger they were in. The head of the house brained Zog with a golf club."