only 75%?

[Kirsten Neilsen]

Nathan Newman wrote:
> 
> It reminds me of an ad I saw on a billboard.  It said:
> 
> "Someone has to win the lottery.
> Just not you."
> 
> Then the punchline:
> "Time for E-Trade"
>.... 
> I actually really liked the anti-gambling take of the first lines, and 
> think gamblers anonymous should borrow it.

  
some years ago, when the new york lottery was using the slogan "all you
need is a dollar and a dream," one of my friends came up with this one:

we've got your dollar; dream on.