Presumably a fall of the market by some percentage constitutes a crash. Tell me what your percentage is, what the time frame is (you need a point of reference from which to measure the drop), and what index we are using. Alternatively, you could simply set a fixed number for, say, the Dow, and call that a crash (e.g., Mark Jones' 3000).
I'm afraid the media, Henwood, and Paula may be a too excitable for the role you suggest, if only a little.
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> Or a meal at an Ethiopian restaurant in D.C. or
> Detroit, Chocolate City to Chocolate City ?
That would be fine, if a little unfair because our Ethiopian joints are probably better than yours. (I've been to all of them.) Last time I was in Detroit the most exotic thing I could find was Fishbone's (though that was pretty good).
Max