The New Constellation and the French Revolution

[Carl Remick]

> I've just decided my daughter is not going to college.
> 
> I'm going to enroll her in the Culinary Institute of
> America (CIA), located here in D.C.

Hold the app!  Wrong CIA, Max.  The food-oriented CIA has two campuses:
Hyde Park, NY, and St. Helena, CA.  God knows, though, there's always
something cooking at the other CIA.  (Interesting, the f-o CIA has a
division called -- I'm not making this up -- the Food & Beverage
Institute ... FBI.  Sly folks, those foodservice professionals!)

Carl