AMERICAN NEWSPEAK. Hoarded at http://www.scn.org/newspeak Celebrating cutting edge advances in the Doublethink of the 90's Written by Wayne Grytting #108
Just Say No Dept.
Those who remember the horrors of marihuana smoking portrayed in the classic film "Reefer Madness" will want to obtain copies of a new pamphlet entitled "How Parents Can Help Children Live Marihuana Free." This pamphlet is being actively promoted by upstanding Senators like Orrin Hatch (R-Utah). Besides providing valuable information on the dangers of drug usage, this leaflet breaks new ground in recognizing some of the signs of pot smoking. These include "excessive preoccupation with social causes, race relations, environmental issues, etc." Finally, we have a simpler means to ferret out these devious pot addicts. It's too bad we can't train dogs to sniff out individuals carrying books on these topics and simply ship them off to drug rehabilitation centers. (Solidarity 3/99)
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