Green Acres is the place to be...

[Tom Lehman]

I had to make a little foray out into the heartland this week.  While
driving I listen to the radio to catch up on all the latest farm news
and hot country and western tunes.  Some of these farm shows are pretty
damn funny.  For example did you New Yorkers know that the Brooklyn
Museum art show controversy is actually a CIA plot?  That GM foods are
under suspicion and that the country announcer's are talking about them
like ufo's or black helicopters.

I heard one new tune guaranteed to be a country and western classic--the
refrain goes--"She thinks my tractors sexy"....

Best bumper sticker of the trip.  " Get In. Sit Down. Shut Up. And Hang
On."  Pasted to the rear window on the passenger side of an elderly
Granger's car.

Bad news:  The farm-ag scientist set is looking for $35.00 dollar a
barrel oil by March if we have a cold winter!