as for this:
>>ohfuckmedead! ........ hot fudge sundaes ......... having fun wit' ya,
>>.... accompanying sniffer ..... performative contradiction.... barbie
>>grrRl .... long standing .....public, performative affair .... maybe
>>he'll toss it about now...........].... honey bunch, .......i sprang it
>>on ya from the beginning. ...... didn't you feel that.....little pinch,
>>......
>>well sometimes you don't feel a thang, i guess.
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i laughed so hard i about cried. you know, it's too bad about your employer, coz a friend of mine, gary, and i have fun doing these subtext slams on one another at BAD SUBJECTS. doug daddy hated it, though. but man, dd, i think that you 'n' me and gary would have a laff riot.
ahhhh well....
>slightly disreputable gestures
ONLY SLIGHTLY?
well, in any event, for you dd, we'd go out for jim dandy's at friendly's --five diff kinds of scoops of ice cream and some luscious bananas. do they have friendly's in GB btw? how 'bout Ho Jo's --used to be the scoop queen at a hojo's --before that, it was mcguire's drive in. you know, it's not easy to make a soft ice cream cone as perfectly as all that. takes months of practice.
well, i'd like to send you to a web site with a graphic that'd crack you up. but it appears that it's been removed. perhaps jordan knows where it's disappeared to because it is a laff riot.
oh and barbie tries to be a popular girl an' all, so i don't want to diss the rest of my fan club so....
wojtek, i'd take you to denny's for a waffles w/ ice cream and chocolate syrup. then we could point out the racist practices at denny's and feel superior because we notice racism when others don't. sad, but true, i also used to work at a sambo's --changed to "no place like sam's" coz the name was racist. this is where i started getting radical re work though coz they walked in one morn at 5 a.m. --working the bar rush shift--and slapped chains on the door and said, "we've just closed this store and 499 others]
[max, for you, an upscale place in an gentrified urban area, a place that serves waffles topped with ice cream but calls it something in french and says it's nouveau cuisine or somesuch nonsense]
god, i'm going to get fat eating all these sundaes.