>> whinging farmers
>lookee here buoyz. world peace would be had once and for all if you'd
>just start spelling things CORRECTLY. it's whining. no g. there is no
>such thing as recognise. it's recogniZe ferfucksake. and you should all
>get rid of the superfluous U in color becaue it only belongs in buoy
"whingeing", I think, "whining" is something very different and altogether shriller. A dentist's drill, rather than the Chinese water torture. But a few capital letters, thanks.
>omigod! i just remembered. it's nationalmasturbation month.
no thanks, I gave at the office.
> or maybe it's just
>that they wanted to give dd a way to get off at work without having anyone
>wonder why he has wires and speed control thingy hanging off his belt?
I have no need of such a device, I have a Reuters screen which gives me real-time economic data ... aaaaahhh.
> iexplicitly told chaz when i first started typing it that way that i
called
>him that because he was black activist and i thought it was funny to call
>him such a white name. in the US it clearly signifies white suburbanian
>elites of the country club set.
You're kidding! Obviously I extend all necessary apologies, but in the UK it's just mildly humourous because it's associated with half of that fine duo Chas 'n' Dave
( http://www.chasndave.freeserve.co.uk/index2.html ), who are kind of like our version of Sam & Dave, or something
>and yes doug, i'll stop flaming and stick to slutty humor. i'm far
better
>at the latter coz that's what workin' class chicks are best at. and since
>i'm a bit of a perfectionist [except with the spilling] then i'm damn if i
>ain't gonna try my spittin' best to be the ace at that endeavor and keep
>this list entertained.
Which is my cue to depart (going to have to unsub for a couple of weeks because on the road and can't face the email mountain on return). But I wouldn't leave you without a song, dedicated to whoever ...
dd
http://www.chasndave.freeserve.co.uk/rabbit.ram
Rabbit ----------
You've got a beautiful chin,
you got beautiful skin, you got a beautiful face, you got taste.
You got beautiful eyes,
you got beautiful thighs, you've got a lot without a doubt. But I am thinking 'bout blowing you out,
[altogether now]
cos!
(Chorus)
You wont stop talking! why dont ya give it a rest. You got more rabbit than Sainsbury's! its time you got it off ya chest.
Now you was just the type of girl to break my heart in two, I knew right off when I first clapped my eyes on you. But how was I to know you'd bend my ear'oles too? with you're incessant talking,
you're becoming a pest.
Rabbit, Rabbit, Rabbit, Rabbit, yap rabbit yap rabbit yap yap etc....
Now you're a wonderful girl,
you got a wonderful smell,
you got wonderfu arms, you got charms.
You got wonderful hair, we make a wonderful pair, now I don't mind having a chat, but you have to keep giving it that.
[hey hey hey]
(Chorus)
You wont stop talking!
why dont ya give it a rest. You got more rabbit than Sainsbury's!
its time you got it off ya chest.
Now you was just the type of girl to break my heart in two I knew right off when I first clapped my eyes on you. But how was I to know you'd bend my ear'oles too, with you're incessant talking, you're becoming a pest.
Rabbit, Rabbit, Rabbit, Rabbit, yap rabbit yap
rabbit yap yap rabbit yap yap rabbit yap yap yap
etc....(repeat to fade)
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