Who pulled my bloody chain? (re: oppression and food stamps)

[kelley]

dd!!  it finally came to me!  i know what r-e-s-p-e-c-t  means and roger's
beautiful ode to baseball metrics reminided me.  the maxim would be:
"always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours"

kelley

ps to d.d.. i hope you didn't think i was suggesting that you were going to
use the vibrating remote control butt plug at your job.  i had you pegged
for the remote controlled vibrating panties meself.  in lush purple
leather, of course.  if you're in tampa area, let me know and i'll shout ya
out a coupla beers with some rotgut scotch chasers and i'll even treat ya
to an evening with me pops.  he'll show ya how a 'merikan hustles the POOL
table.