A Chinese restaurateur proposes to and marries a young woman. On their wedding night he discovers she is a virgin. The young woman pleads with him to be gentle. He comforts her by saying what would you like me to do. She says she always wanted to try 69. He says, "oh good you want steak and broccoli."
Even better
A college professor goes to see a Chinese doctor for a check-up. The doctor tells the professor to take off his clothes and bend over the examination table. The doctor then examines the professor posterior. Then the doctor tells the professor to straighten up and turn around. He then examines the professors neck and face with his hands. The doctor then says "sameas" takes out his note book and writes down "sameas". He then tells the professor that he is finished with the examination and to see the nurse on the way out. The somewhat confused professor on the way out asks the nurse, what did the doctor mean by "sameas". The nurse replied, what he looked at first is the same as what he looked at second.
Don't look for any deep meaning,
Tom
chang wrote:
> First I'd like to prove that GDP is unscientific and unfair for poor people. GDP
> is for the rich to hoodwink poor people's eyes. Then we use the living standards
> of people instead of GDP <http://sites.netscape.net/juchang/fourthaa.html#find>.
> Then we can make regulation and give guidance of market
> <http://sites.netscape.net/juchang/marketaa.html#chart>. Then the market will
> produce enough the first and second grade consumption goods. According to today's
> productivity, it is not difficult to produce enough the first and second grade
> consumption goods. Therefore, we can distributes relief fund among the unemployed
> and cripple. Then the living standards of poor people will be raised.
>
> If the government don't want to raise the living standards of poor people,
> we can call it a government of cheaters. Then the government has got to
> raise the living standards of poor people.
>
> Sincerely,
> Ju-chang He
>
> SHENZHEN, P.R. CHINA
> Welcome to My Homepage
> <http://sites.netscape.net/juchang/>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: kelley <kcwalker at syr.edu>
> To: lbo-talk at lists.panix.com <lbo-talk at lists.panix.com>
> Date: Wednesday, September 01, 1999 8:51 PM
> Subject: re: GDP snore
>
> >>strategy. It is easy. Do you want to know about it?
> >
> >obviously you want to tell us about. so why don't you do so already. put
> >your ideas on your web page and point us in the right direction, ok?
> >
> >
> >sheesh.
> >