I didn't make the Reliable Source or the Sports section, but this will do.
Now I can send something to my dad and tell him that all of his scolding about me not playing athletics or having a political backbone paid off.
Sorry I look like a biker accountant. Not all of us 30-something radicals can afford piercings, tattoos, and the hooded sweatshirt look. ;-)
I can't believe that the Style section dissed my glasses!