I'm with Carrol. I'm off to NK next week for the World Series of Ping Pong. A week at the Pyongyang Crystal Marriott. Evening events include a concert by the Red Youth Accordion Orchestra, Adventure Safari along the 48th parallel (taunt the imperialists in their own language!), Extreme Surfing, Submarine Cruise in SK Waters, and dinner theater revival of the Manchurian Candidate. Doesn't get any better.
I hear the local joke is, "If we had Kim, we could have Kim Chee, if we had Chee."
Then back home to 'Bronx' to plot national liberation strategy w/Aunt Lily. Key is control of morning distribution of cheese danish rations.
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