Doug Henwood wrote:
> [from another list; the tract is a masterpiece]
>
> The Onion - August 16, 2000
>
> Man Burning In Hell Wishes He Hadn't Snickered At Religious Leaflet
>
> LAKE OF FIRE, HELL -- Eternally tormented soul Brent Woodson, who is
> currently being pressed between white-hot slabs of iron, expressed "profound
> regret" Monday that he had laughed at the Jack Chick anti-homosexuality tract
> Doom Town, handed to him by a street evangelist moments before he was fatally
> struck by a bus. "I guess I shouldn't have cracked up at the cartoon drawing
> of gay guys as burly, hairy bikers with lipstick and pompadours," said
> Woodson, his charred entrails spilling out onto the rocky floor of the
> Netherworld while barb-toothed demons gnawed at his extremities. "I'm not
> laughing now, that's for sure. That Jack Chick guy is no kook."
>
> [NOTE: This is an actual tract and can be viewed at
> http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0273/0273_01.asp ]