Bush has become President; he and Cheney are having lunch at a diner near the White House. Cheney orders the "Heart-Healthy" salad. Bush looks up at the waitress and says, "Honey, could I have a quickie?"
She's horrified. She says, "Mr. President, I thought your administration would bring a new era of moral rectitude to the White House. Now I see I was wrong and I'm sorry I voted for you!" and she marches off.
Cheney leans over and says, "George, I think it's pronounced 'keesh'."
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