----- Original Message ----- From: radman <resist at BEST.COM> Sent: Thursday, December 21, 2000 2:03 PM Subject: Communists Now Least Threatening Group In U.S.
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> Communists Now Least Threatening Group In U.S.
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> WASHINGTON, DC-- According to a report released Tuesday by the
> Pentagon, Communists rank last on a list of 238 threats to national
> security. "Communists may now safely be ignored," Secretary of
> Defense William Cohen said. "The Red Menace has been surpassed by
> militia groups, religious extremists, ecoterrorists, cybercriminals,
> Hollywood producers, and angry drivers." Other groups deemed more
> threatening than Communists include rap-metal bands (#96), escaped
> zoo animals (#202), and Belgians (#237).
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