At a doctor's convention in Switzerland, a conversation was taking place in a tavern after an enthusiastic midday lecture.
An Israeli doctor said, "Medicine in my country is so advanced we can take a kidney out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six
weeks.
A German doctor said, "That's nothing! In Germany, we could take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in 4 weeks."
A Russian doctor said, "In my country, medicine is so
advanced that we could take half a heart from one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks.
The American doctor, not to be outdone, said, "Hah! We are about to take an asshole out of Texas, put him in the white house and half of the country will be
looking for work the next day