Fw: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Michael Pugliese debsian at pacbell.net
Sun Jan 23 19:41:37 PST 2000

----- Original Message ----- From: Rory Winter To: andré dupuis Sent: Sunday, January 23, 2000 3:55 PM Subject: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Date: Sun, 23 Jan 2000 12:52:15 +1300 From: earthman <hardjube at IHUG.CO.NZ> Subject: Why did the chicken cross the road?

-Caveat Lector- <A HREF="http://www.ctrl.org/"> </A> -Cui Bono?-

From: KCunni2766 at aol.com

PAT BUCHANAN: To steal a job from a decent, hard working American.

COLONEL SANDERS: I missed one?

L.A. POLICE DEPT: Give us five minutes with the chicken and we'll find out.

RICHARD M. NIXON: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did not cross the road. I do not know any chickens. I have never known any chickens.

DR. SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes! The chicken crossed the road. But why it crossed, I've not been told!

ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die. In the rain.

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

GRANDPA: In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.

ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

KARL MARX: It was a historical inevitability.

SADDAM HUSSEIN: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion, and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.

CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

FOX MULDER: You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross before you believe it?

MACHIAVELLI: The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was.

FREUD: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

BILL GATES: I have just released Chicken Coop 99, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook--and Explorer is an inextricable part of the operating system.

EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?

BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with "THAT" chicken!

http://hometown.aol.com/kcunni2766/index.html The good teacher explains. The superior teacher demonstrates. The great teacher inspires.

William Arthur Ward

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