Joe R. Golowka joegolowka at earthlink.net Anarchist FAQ - http://www.infoshop.org/faq
"True individual freedom cannot exist without economic security and independence. People who are hungry and out of a job are the stuff of which dictatorships are made." -- Franklin Delano Roosevelt ----- Original Message ----- From: "Doug Bohm" <doug at denverradio.org> To: <doug at denverradio.org> Sent: Tuesday, July 25, 2000 1:35 PM Subject: [cuaf] FW: 100,000% return on your investment !
> THIS IS NO JOKE !
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> PLEASE CIRCULATE WIDELY !
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> Now, for the first time, the average investor
> can take part in the nation's most lucrative
> industry by purchasing shares in our mutually-
> held LOBBYING FIRM.
>
> If you're like most of us, you're always looking
> for higher returns on your investments. And
> while you may be familiar with stocks and bonds,
> currency speculation, IPOs, and all the rest,
> there's a new investment arena you should be
> aware of -- LEGISLATION.
>
> If a mutual fund returns 20% a year, that's
> considered quite good. But in the low-risk,
> high return world of legislation, a 20% return
> is positively lousy. There's no reason why your
> investment dollar can't RETURN 100,000% OR
> MORE !
>
> Too good to be true? Don't worry, it's all
> COMPLETELY LEGAL.
>
> HERE'S HOW IT WORKS:
>
> With the help of a professional legislation
> broker (called a Lobbyist), you place your
> investment (called a Campaign Contribution)
> with a carefully selected list of legislation
> manufacturers (called Members of Congress).
> These manufacturers then go to work writing
> legislation: crafting industry-specific
> subsidies, inserting tax breaks into the tax
> code, extending patents, or giving away public
> property for free. In an assembly-line process
> that would make Henry Ford proud, the
> legislation is produced, and you (and your
> favorite industry) reap the benefits! The effect
> on your bottom line is immediate and huge.
>
> JUST CHECK OUT THESE RESULTS:
>
> The Timber Industry spent $8 million in campaign
> contributions to preserve the logging-road
> subsidy, worth $458 million -- the return on
> their investment was 5,725% !
>
> GlaxoWellcome invested $1.2 million in campaign
> contributions to get a 19 month Patent Extension
> on Zantac worth $1 billion -- their net return:
> 83,333% !
>
> The Tobacco Industry spent $30 million in
> campaign contributions for a tax break worth $50
> billion -- the return on their investment:
> 167,000% !
>
> For a paltry $5 million in campaign
> contributions, the Broadcasting Industry was
> able to secure free digital TV licenses, a give-
> away of public property worth $70 billion --
> that's an incredible 1,400,000% return on their
> investment!
>
> If you can get this kind of return when you buy
> a bunch of congressmen, just imagine what you
> get when you BUY THE PRESIDENT.
>
> Don't wait. Invest now and let the paybacks
> roll in for the next four years.
>
> Apply today !
>
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