The FC Network - http://www.fuckedcompany.com
Hey,
43 point-earning fucks today -- I shit you not. I am also proud to announce that FC has published what just might be the best fuck ever. Stop me if you've heard it already -- this one spread fast -- but if you haven't, check it out:
The founder and CEO of Pixelon, a funded-to-the-fucking-neck video streaming company, and my new personal hero, FUCKING RULES! Turns out he raised $30 million claiming he had invented a new way to broadcast video on the Internet -- a total lie. Instead, he had a friggin blast with the money and even spent $16 MILLION on a launch party which featured a performance by The Who (why aren't I ever invited to anything cool?!?). He's in jail now. This is just the beginning -- more info on http://www.fuckedcompany.com. Points: 200 - new hall of fame inductee!
Other new stuff on the site (besides a ton-o-fucks) includes some intercepted Kozmo.com customer service emails, a haiku, and a CEO who tells investors to sell their stock.
Fyi, I upgraded the server & the database. The site should be fast(er) now...
- pud