Pinochet redux

Carl Remick carlremick at hotmail.com
Sat Mar 4 07:50:28 PST 2000


Gen. Pinochet looked remarkably spry getting off the plane in Santiago. Thought I’d share an e-mail I sent to the Telegraph a couple of months ago that the Telegraph regrettably did not post at its site:

From: Carl Remick

Sent: Thursday, January 13, 2000 10:57 AM

To: 'et.letters at telegraph.co.uk'

Subject: Pinochet diagnosis

I see that UK officials have decided against releasing details on General Pinochet's condition. So, as an American, I would be happy to plug the information gap and share my relevant expertise on this subject. Pinochet is clearly suffering from a condition that we Americans term "Mafia dons' disorder." In the U.S., this is a well-known clinical condition characterized by organized-crime bosses experiencing the complete collapse of all their major organs and undergoing total physical and mental incapacitation as they approach a trial date. As is true for these "capos," my prognosis is that the general will experience a remarkable strengthening of his vital signs as the risk of any legal action against him recedes.

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Carl

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