How much memory and hard drive space does Satan need?

[Jim Westrich]

10% of computers built since 1985 are possessed by Satan.  Satanic 
computers can actively mock their users.

http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/stories/1745.html

   "You load 16 megs and what do you get,

    Another day older and deeper in Satanic debt"

		--Merle Travis (sort of)