Health Care -- Can we borrow your sense of humour

[Gar Lipow]

Health  Care For All - Oregon is putting forth a single payer initiative
for the November ballot. Sigature gathering should begin as soon as we
finish some legal fights over ballot titles in April.

In the meantime we need a good slogan -- something that will fit on a
bumper stick. We have lot of fine wits on this list. Can you suggest
something funny, 15 words or fewer to convey the superiority of a single
payer health care system to  our current privatized system (with it's
millions of uninisured). I don't much care for what we've come up with
so far which include:

No Insurance Bureaucrats in the sick bed!
Health care for all: More ambulances, fewer hearses.
End McMedicine Now!
Danger! Insurance Company playing Doctor!

Please help us out here. You've got to be able to do better than
these...