US male doesn't deliver

Rob Schaap rws at comedu.canberra.edu.au
Wed May 24 17:18:52 PDT 2000



>Folks in Australia do it three times a week, according to one report.

Just proves we're bigger bullshitters than you Yanks (oooer - what a sobering thought ... ).


>The data is very embarassing. Did they have something for Japan ? I wonder if
>the environment has something to do with the problem... I am quarter italian
>and rest french but I masturbate at least 3 times a day

Well, if Onan's grip falls into the category, I'm sure most of us are above mean, median and mode. Let the statisticians figure that one out.


>and have sex once every six months

Just like a Latin - always showing off.


>... And I noticed my fantasies have more and more to do with
>juveniles in uniforms. Am I turning Japanese ???

Nah. English. Didn't those old Sid James/Kenneth Williams flicks of the fifties and early sixties always dress Diana Dors or Barbara Windsor up in uniforms and make 'em talk like school-bus-stop-gum-chewing-gormless-children-in-possession-of-grown-up-sex-orga ns?

Cheers, Rob.



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