Nader Paradox and the odds

[Max Sawicky]

The way I heard it is, someone will have to beat down his
pecker with a baseball bat to close the coffin.

mbs

LBJ is quoted as saying (loosely, from memory) that when old
Strom dies that they'll have to nail the coffin shut to keep his
pecker from popping the lid back open.
Joseph Noonan