Man, you're giving me a stiffy just thinking about it. President Shrub and Vice President Bore -- that truly would be lovely. That would insure Chuck's cum would go on for 4 fucking years! Yee haw!
Joseph Noonan ---------------
If you are into cycling, road racing, I'll give you a real stiffy. I was so thrilled with the election result that I went over to the local bike shop and ordered up my dream bike last Sunday.
So, here it is: a Cinelli Super Corso frame in China Blue, Campagnolo Record 2000 gruppo, 9x2, 39/53 chainwheel, 13/26 cluster, campy's T seat post, with Cinelli seat, Cinelli Ebios handlebars and frog front stem, Mavic Reflex rims, and probably Vittoria Corsa CXT or Continental sew-ups. (That's 2710.00 and still counting)
The shop guy who went over the order with me, started getting into it, one mechanic to another, suggesting this and that option. I orginally wanted a Colnago Master X Light frame, but Eric talked me out of it. He had ridden both frames and like the Cinelli better. He called today and left a message that said the frame just arrived and they would start building it tomorrow or Saturday and I should come in Saturday after work and go over the details.
If you're not into cycling most of that won't mean too much. It is basically about the hotest god damned bicycle I can afford---just short of professionally sponsored team equipment.
Suffering from burning crouch, ciao,
Carlo Grimaldi.