Some Cheap Election Laughs

Christopher Susi chris at susi.net
Sat Nov 18 02:21:32 PST 2000


2004 Democratic Campaign Promise: Free Smokes for the Homeless!

Tipper's new project: promote ballot label "Geriatric Advisory Explicit Directions"

Rejected character for new Grinch movie: Little Al Coup d'Who

Jack Daniel's secret recipe for Tennessee Tea:

1 Part Triple Sec

1 Part Sour Mix

2 Parts Cola

1 Part Presidential Election lost in home state

8 Parts Jack Daniel's Tennessee Whiskey

<<The above paid-for by Floridians for Pat Buchanan>>


> -----Original Message-----
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> [mailto:owner-lbo-talk at lists.panix.com]On Behalf Of Gar Lipow
> Sent: Friday, November 17, 2000 11:40 PM
> To: LBO talk; Pen-l
> Subject: Some Cheap Election Laughs
>
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> New Recipe for Texas Presidential Omelet: First steal 12 eggs...
>
> New Presidential Theme Song: Hail to the Thief...
>
> New election standard: Three Strikes and you're President
>



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