Matt, you do not seem to understand the working of the inquisitorial logic.
Disagrement with the canonical description of reality is the heresy of denying the reality itself, and it is not up to us mortals to decide who is and who is not in agreement with that canonical description. Your lame excuses are but a further proof of your guilt. You need some reeducation here. For the starter, I suggest _The Joke_ by Milan Kundera and _In the Name of the Rose_ by Umberto Eco.
wojtek