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<b>You may know that on July 8, 1947, witnesses claim a spaceship
with five aliens aboard crashed on a sheep-and-cattle ranch outside Roswell,
New Mexico.</b>
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<br><b>This is an incident, of course, that many say has been covered up
by the government.</b>
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<br><b>However, you may not know that on March 31, 1948, exactly nine months
after that day, Al Gore was born!</b>
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<br><b><i>Now, that clears up a lot of things.</i></b>
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