> I want to be a right-wing gadfly attacking a smug and
> powerful and secure social democratic consensus.
Not hard at all. Here's a little trick I learned from roving gangs of flightless waterfowl: take one's right wing, rotate yo' bad self 180 degrees, and beat heavily. It seems to drive G-8 ministers absolutely nuts. Just remember to duck the tear gas canisters afterwards.
-- Dennis