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FBI Goes After Bonsaikitten.com
by Declan McCullagh (declan at wired.com)
10:10 a.m. Feb. 9, 2001 PST
WASHINGTON -- A website devoted to squishing kittens into Mason jars
is one of two things: A trenchant parody designed to provoke, or a
nefarious kitty-mutilation scheme that must be stopped, and probably
outlawed.
Count the FBI among the many visitors to bonsaikitten.com who are
anything but amused at the descriptions of how to use muscle relaxant,
feeding tubes and Klein bottles to shape a perfect Bonsai Cat.
FBI agents in the Boston field office have launched an investigation
into the site. They also have served MIT with a grand jury subpoena
asking for "any and all subscriber information" about the site, which
was initially hosted in a campus dormitory but has since moved to a
commercial provider.
MIT said in a letter to bonsaikitten.com's pseudonymous webmaster, a
graduate student using the alias Dr. Michael Wong Chang, that it will
wait until Sunday to turn over records that would identify him by
name.
"I was surprised," Chang said. "I really thought that the FBI had
better things to do. That's your tax dollars at work."
Bonsaikitten.com is, of course, a joke devised by prankster MIT
students -- who else would talk about "rectilinear kittens?" -- to
provoke owners of kittens, an adorably fuzzy topic that's usually
beyond parody.
Bonsaikitten.com offers to sell visitors a custom-shaped kitten -- the
site says "typical wait time for a fully shaped Bonsai Kitten is 3 to
4 months" -- but the site does not list prices or a mailing address
for where to send money orders. It does, however, occasionally receive
requests for more information.
It also has sparked tens of thousands of hate-mail messages,
anti-Bonsai Kitten groups on Yahoo, and even a blistering denunciation
from the venerable Humane Society of the United States.
For the site's fans, watching e-mail nastygrams arrive has become a
kind of spectator sport: There's even a mailing list that lets
bonsaikitten.com aficionados view any mail sent to the site's
webmaster. A typical message: "This site is horrible! You should go in
a mental hospital! You son of a bitch! I'll do my best to shut down
this site and your disgusting hobby!"
[...]
In December 1999, President Clinton signed a law that makes it a
federal felony to possess "a depiction of animal cruelty" with the
intent to distribute across state lines -- such as on the Internet.
During a floor debate, Rep. Elton Gallegly (R-Calif.) claimed that
"sick criminals are taking advantage of the loopholes in the local law
and the lack of federal law on animal cruelty videos."
The law, which observers at the time said probably violated the First
Amendment, only applies to images, videos, and sound recordings that
are distributed "for commercial gain" -- and bonsaikitten.com's
tongue-in-cheek descriptions of mail-order cats in bottles appears to
have given the FBI sufficient justification for an investigation.
[...]