I guess I stand corrected.
Here's a modest proposal: Given that whenever Alan Greenspan opens his mouth the stock market does something crazy, why don't they just take him, stuff him, and set up one of those European-style bell tower clocks at the NYSE. On the hour, the bell would toll and out would come little Alan, encased in Lucite. The loudspeaker system would play some of his greatest hits and the market would be inspired to go up again.
Well, at least the markets could use this idea today.
Chuck0