calories

[Dennis Perrin/Nancy Bauer]

>W, from an interview in today's NYT:
>
>>Asked about the perk that he expected to enjoy the most, he said: 
>>"Good food, I guess. They've got great food. The dessert menu is 
>>unbelievable. These things are so exotic it's hard to even describe 
>>what they are. They're these kinds of mounds of calories."
>
>This guy went to Andover, Yale, and Harvard? He sounds like he just 
>stepped out of a log cabin.
>
>Doug

If only W. had the wit of the Clampett clan, or the absurdism of
Hooterville's finest. Still, I don't see why an Ivy League education is
supposed to set you apart. Some of the biggest dolts and jerks I've met came
from Ivy League schools -- Harvard, Dartmouth and Yale primarily. 

DP