That'd be Asscraft, Doug, a name I came up with after hearing of the Conference for Asscraft featuring the Ladies-who-Lung (© Dunk):
"I'll be honest with you: I'd love to lunge across the table and pull their necks out with my teeth, but I have a book that restrains me from doing that . . ."
Janet Parshall of the Family Research Council, on the opponents of Ashcroft's nomination, on National Public Radio, Thursday, Jan. 11
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