Buffy's powers will have to be invoked.
>From Counterpunch:
The senator with the longest and steamiest past is of course Strom Thurmond,
a man so legendary in his satyriasis that Lyndon Johnson's daughter Lynda
once said that when Thurmond, then almost 60, asked her to go bike riding
with him in the Washington suburbs, her father-for the only time in her
dating years-said no. This story comes from a biography of Thurmond, Ol'
Strom, written by Jack Bass and Marilyn Thompson and published last year. It
has plenty of good stuff in it, not least concerning Thurmond's fervid
pursuit of women, which once prompted Sen. John Tower to make the famous
remark-often attributed to Thurmond himself-that "When he dies, they'll have
to beat his pecker down with a baseball bat in order to close the coffin
lid".
Michael Pugliese