Alternatively, one can go the cross-list synchronicity route:
>>>It's only bad if you think of it as cheese. It's not really
>>>cheese. Cheese doesn't come in aerosol cans. It should be called
>>>"somewhat edible bright orange salt-flavoured silly string...in a
>>>can!". Not to be taken internally.
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Sounds like it could be used as a duct-tape substitute,
>>>
>>ISTR a news report some years back that Cheez-Whiz was very high in
>>anti-oxidants, and thus had cancer-fighting benefits.
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>Yes, note that it's accurately labelled "Cheez", however. And is
>not aerosol. Hence it does not damage the ozone layer. They used to
>advertise "Cheez-Whiz Recipes" which were usually "Cheez-Whiz
>Recipe #47: melt CW in microwave, pour over broccoli" and
>"Cheez-Whiz recipe #79: melt CW in microwave, pour over cauliflower"
>etc.
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>> My Favorite Cheese Is Tallegio
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>I Like Havarti And Cheshire...And Feta...And...Well...Most Of 'Em
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Shropshire blue, and well most strong blues for that matter