DEMOCRATS PLANT SEXY INTERN TO SEDUCE BUSH — but he gives her the boot!
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/conspiracies_story.cfm?instanceid=11018 — By MICHAEL CHIRON
WASHINGTON — White House security personnel have reportedly booted a young female intern off the staff after discovering she was a mole planted by the Democrats — on a mission to seduce President George W. Bush!
While the mystery woman’s name has not been revealed and the strange incident has been hushed up, administration sources claim that sneaky Democrats cooked up the botched scheme, hoping to create a Monica Lewinsky-type scandal and unseat Bush.
“The infiltrator was unmasked within six weeks after Inauguration Day,” said a high-level Republican Party source. “Because of the swift actions taken by the White House staff, this individual never had an opportunity to spend any time alone with the President.”
Sources say that the mole brought suspicion upon herself from the first day.
“She was very flirtatious, always flashing a lot of cleavage and thigh,” said a White House insider. “Her politics also didn’t seem to match what she had written in her application. She once called Rush Limbaugh, who’s a conservative icon, ‘an idiot.’ ”
But the straw that broke the camel’s back came when the attractive intern confided to a White House worker that she was planning to quit “as soon as I earn my presidential kneepads” —- a phrase coined by former Clinton galpal Monica Lewinsky.
The concerned worker reported the incident to superiors, who responded quickly.
Grilled by security personnel, the intern reportedly confessed that she had been sent to “boink” the President by Democratic operatives, who dubbed the mission Operation Bushwhack. But she couldn’t or wouldn’t name the people who put her up to it.
The Republican Party source says that even if the planted intern had been able to get President Bush alone, he would never have succumbed to her advances.
“Unlike his predecessor, President Bush is a person of high moral caliber and deeply committed to his marriage,” the source said. “Also, his personal relationship with Jesus Christ is incredibly important to him. This kind of ploy would never have worked.”
The White House has issued no official comment on the alleged mole operation. But many Republicans on Capitol Hill are outraged at the below-the-belt tactics.
“The Democrats talk about bipartisanship, then we find out they’re resorting to this kind of outrageous dirty trick,” said a GOP leader who asked that his name not be used.
Democrats deny any involvement in the plot and say they are “offended” that anyone would even think they might have had something to do with planting the intern.
“Sounds like a troubled girl, acting on her own,” said a Democratic strategist. “It’s sad that there’s such suspicion in Washington.”
Published on: April 13, 2001
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