"No such Agency"

[John K. Taber]

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FORT MEADE, Md. (AP) _ Once, the National Security
Agency insignia, a bald eagle perched on a skeleton
key, surveyed a barren terrain of top-secret
letterhead, its forbidding stare known only to a
privileged few. 

[snipped rest of public relations story on the NSA.

 yadda yadda yadda, blah blah blah.]
>>

Good grief! What an awful PR job. "Forbidding stare"
(hah!), "privileged few" (phew!). "Spreads its
wings", "hush-hush". Yech.

If this is what the NSA foists on us, how do we shut
it up again?

So when is the NSA going to make it up to the 
employees it purged in a witch hunt for homosexuals
after Martin and Mitchell defected? NSA's PR hasn't
got around to writing it? It can only write corn?

Yuck.

--
John K. Taber