Electrigel Creme

[Kelley]

verizon decided to tweak their spam filters--which is why i got sporadic 
list mail and other weirdness pugliese! as a result, i got loads of spam in 
my spam file--loads of what i normally don't see: 10 hot red heads really 
had me creaming my jeans!

and the winner of the Spam Slam is........

ELECTRIGEL CREME

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And allow me to introduce
a powerful new substance
from the Electri-Cellular Industry.
Electrigel Creme

I wouldn't have believed it myself,
But now there is a better way.
There is no catch.
I have to get this off my chest before I explode!!!
Electrigel Creme

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You really can find out ANYTHING ABOUT ANYONE!
A university diploma is waiting for you!
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What does it do?
That's right. It really really does.

And that, my friend, is the bargain of a lifetime.

I am faxing a check

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