MEMO
From: Rupert Murdoch To: Muammar Ghadaffi Date: 4 Ramadan 1422 A.H. Subject: X-Echelon-Intercepts: All Is Discovered! Flee at Once!
Tapped Echelon intercepts report that our secret is out. All is discovered! Flee at once! Execute plan Al-Khulafa-ur-Rashidun!