The Top 20 Little-Known Terrorist Organizations
20> Al Quesadilla -- fighting for Mexican cheese appetizers
19> B.R.A. (Banana Republican Army) -- khaki-wearing freedom fighting yuppies
18> International House of Paramilitarism -- No attacks before breakfast!
17> Al Shamu -- whales fighting for liberation of their
Seaworld-captive brethren
16> Ku Klutz Klan -- clumsy cross-burning rednecks
15> Kabob-aloos -- Cuban freedom fighters armed only with skewers
14> The IRAs -- little nebbish guys who annoy the hell out of people, with pants hiked high to conceal their Glocks
13> El McPherson -- band of crazed-from-hunger Supermodels
12> The Moulin Rouge -- French Communist song and dance troupe
11> The Spanish Imposition -- Your Tia Josephina comes for a visit, stays for a month, and lounges around all day watching Spanish soap operas with the TV volume blasting.
10> Al Kato -- freeloading houseguests who move in and eat all your food
9> The Talibananarama -- spreading the message of bad British '80s dance music
8> Hamina-hamina-hamas -- freedom fighters for Jackie Gleason
7> Balsamic Jihad -- fundamentalist food critics
6> "Weird Al" Qaeda -- attacking the capitalist, American government by spreading their revolutionary message in the form of a rousing polka medley
5> The Black Pansies -- black-gloved horticulturists
4> Yeehaw Jihad -- "The Cowboys of Chaos"
3> Al Ro'ker -- eighty percent chance of a Rain of Terror!
2> Falun Bong -- Uhm... hey, man, what are we fighting again?
1> Pujafudin-Pujafudout -- spreading the terror that is the Hokey Pokey
===== Kevin Dean Buffalo, NY ICQ: 8616001 http://www.yaysoft.com
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