<!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN"> <HTML><HEAD> <META http-equiv=Content-Type content="text/html; charset=iso-8859-1"> <META content="MSHTML 5.50.4611.1300" name=GENERATOR> <STYLE></STYLE> </HEAD> <BODY bgColor=#ffffff> <DIV>Every New Year's Eve my wife and I (now joined by our 10-year-old daughter) watch the worst movies we can find, and we've seen some bad ones: "Cheaper to Keep Her" with Mac Davis; "Roller Boogie" with Linda Blair; "Xanadu" with Olivia Newton-John; and "Stayin' Alive" with John Travolta. Tonight we're going with Travolta a second time, "Battleship Earth," his sci-fi Scientology epic that tanked last year. But I'm looking forward to the other feature we have, "Chattanooga Choo-Choo" with Barbara Eden and Joe Namath. According to Joe Bob Briggs,</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>"This non-movie . . . consists of airheads running around on a train for two hours while George Kennedy tries to emote and the Doublemint Twins, Candi and Randi, try to compete with a bimbo cheerleading squad in the halter-jiggle sweepstakes. The only way to get through it is by way of mind-altering substances and dates old enough to remember the 1967 Super Bowl."</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>Can't wait!</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>Happy New Year comrades!</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>DP</DIV></BODY></HTML>