THIS MONTHS FUNNY PHONE CALL...
Funnywump called up business tycoon Richard Branson on his mobile the other day. "To be honest the exchange would have been funnier if I could have heard a word the ***** said... he owns a mobile phone company, you'd have thought he could have got one that works."
Anyway, Wump calls RBs mobile but it's switched off, so he tries again later: (beep, beep, crackle, crackle) FW: Hi, Richard? RB: Yes FW: How are you? RB: Yes (mumble, crackle) FW: I'm phoning on behalf of McDonalds Workers Resistance, em, you're very much the happy smiling face of rampant capitalist greed... RB: (crackled laugh) FW: We were wondering if you'd like to donate to our cause? RB: Sorry, who did you say you were? FW: You've the memory of a gold fish, MWR, and the cause is the destruction of wage labour, one which I'm sure is very close to your heart RB: I don't (mumble, crackle, mumble) FW: What about shares in your beard? RB HANGS UP
the rest is here:
http://retailworker.com/article.php?sid=103&mode=thread&order=0
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