(Reminds me of a Beat poem Steve Martin read in a sketch on the old SNL):
Oh Mr. Commuter!
Wash me not
in your Mad Ave
paint-by-numbers soap!
And your Cheez Whiz
TV dinner bathtub graveyard!
Not for me your drip-dry
tuna casserole!
Not for me your gray and pink
poodle fascism!
DP